Unit 15: Script (Voiceover)
By Oliver Clements
Scene opens with a group of three adventurers walking through an open field.
Salazar:
Are you a wayward band of variously talented and aesthetically unique adventurers looking for your next big quest to help spread democratic and conservative liberation across the wilds of Naitirb? Of course you are! That's why you need a Warlock! - scene cuts to adventurers flailing in the background as Salazar continues (Improvisation).
Scene plays of Parcival agreeing to a Warlock pact with Salazar.
Scene cuts to a high angle shot of Azrael picking a lock and then to a low angle of Parcival holding his hand out to the door which cuts to it magically opening.
Salazar:
Why be a lowly thief, stuck picking locks, when the magical force of an Eldritch blast can force that door open like the insignificant plank of wood that it is?
Scene cuts to Kowalski holding two bottles of alcoholic connotations
Kowalski:
We've got rum! *laughs as shot pauses on his laughing face whilst Salazar speaks. Halfway through the shot cuts to Parcival smugly holding a glass of grape juice.
Salazar:
Cast your drunken, barbaric tendencies aside for a life of cultured and luxurious splendour (smugly) all a tribute to your new magical abilities.
Scene cuts to the group of adventurers face off against another party as they scowl at each other
Salazar:
Show those other lowly parties what hellish magic can do.
Scene plays out as the parties gather to watch a dice roll. Azrael rolls a critical fail and curses, attacking the opponent and failing.
Azrael:
Hells!
Salazar:
Don't curse the hells but embrace their infernal power to smite your enemies with magic that will eternally damn their souls and bind them to the darkest recesses of the underworld's fiery pits whilst they scream in endless agony as their mortal corpses rot in the unrelenting cold of Stygia!
His voice becomes louder and more demonic as he speaks as Parcival attacks an enemy. A cut to the dice rolling in which Salazar magically flips it onto a critical success.
Salazar collects himself and continues as a montage sequence plays of the party walking through various locations
Salazar:
Visit new and exciting locations all across Naitirb from the vast landscapes of Dunriver to the progressively futuristic wonder of Je-Fiel'd in an instant (see) *smugly pointing at the fact the montage cuts between location. Become part of an epic conquest to defeat the most dangerous scourges of this plane like the dastardly indigent that is known only as the 'Evil Wizard'.
Montage sequence ends with the party arriving in the city.
Parcival (muffled):
Evil Wizard! We have come to defeat you! Face us!
The wizard is brushing his teeth and looks up after hearing the shouting, opening the window to see the adventurers.
Parcival:
We shall slay you for your evil acts of wizardry wizard!
The Wizard Exclaims
Evil Wizard:
What?!
The scene suddenly fades to a low angle shot of the adventurers with Parcival stood in the middle atop everyone else, Kowalski is cooking and Azrael is scowling.
Salazar:
So do you think you have what it takes to wield the infernal powers of the nine hells and rebuke your enemies with the fury of Avernus? Then become... a Warlock!
Cut to title card
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